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    War_Turtle

    Post by Mike020389 on Sun May 01, 2011 9:18 pm

    List of events: (skip if you have a short attention span)

    -I farmed War after I'm told he's in ID.
    -Killed him 50 times, NO LESS.
    -He says I invised non-stop 1v1 against him.
    -He calls me out to a duel in Den A.
    -He doesn't show up and goes grinding.
    -I load a spy and call him a chickenshit so he finally comes to Den A.
    -He shoots me while B-stopped and I still manage to kill him without kits.
    -Calls me a pussy for minranging and says I kitted despite Kialan being there confirming I didn't.
    -Attacks me a second time on the pad, I kill him again 1v1 without kitting.
    -He pops up a third time and final time with another Ag, killed them both without kits despite being shot by an IG flying past as well.





    For those who don't give a shit about text, here are some screenshots.






    He didn't show up, loaded my spy and taunted him.





    He arrived in the dome, shoots me while B-stopped, I minrange/circle him till his barrier is gone.
    Kill him and then tells me I'm a pussy for minranging.





    After beating him 3 times as explained in the timeline apparently I called for 7 BCU to kill a shitty Vet AG.





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    TL;DR VERSION
    @war_turtle: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
    you're a shitty Ag and you suck, I do pity you though as you're so retarded you cannot seem to grasp this fact.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Amis on Sun May 01, 2011 10:23 pm

    Yesterday on wc, he said that most of Aero IGs are survival builds. So when I asked him to name some, he ignored me... How ironic~
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Ferkles on Sun May 01, 2011 11:42 pm

    Ferkles is survival build.
    Stupid faggot.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Amis on Sun May 01, 2011 11:43 pm

    ~*~Most~*~

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    Post by okainio on Sun May 01, 2011 11:46 pm

    ithinkumAdbro is survival build, no-one on AR has killed me in like 4 months.

    Killed warhawk a bunch though dohoho
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    Post by Synchronica on Mon May 02, 2011 1:34 am

    Synchronica is survival bui-
    Wait what.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Antimony on Mon May 02, 2011 2:28 am

    Didn't know you SSd me trolling him too :V
    i feel so pr0
    From this day forward i shall be known as TrollMeAriver.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Mike020389 on Mon May 02, 2011 2:51 am

    Yes, also saw you saying you see me invising away every two seconds, quite a stupid thing to say considering war is a retard, sarcasm intended or not he'd think you were serious.
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    Post by Antimony on Mon May 02, 2011 3:50 am

    I was thinking of someone else.but he doesen't know that."He'd think i was serious" ? i'm pretty possitive he lacks that ability.
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    Post by MistWing on Mon May 02, 2011 8:52 am

    okainio wrote:ithinkumAdbro is survival build, no-one on AR has killed me in like 4 months.

    Killed warhawk a bunch though dohoho
    Me and okai #1 survival builds.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Veicco on Tue May 03, 2011 5:31 am

    who is this guy anyway? he's just a bigheaded idiot
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    Post by Antimony on Tue May 03, 2011 7:16 pm

    My favourite guy to troll since Mr_Janjalani.
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by Fire_Fly on Thu May 05, 2011 10:18 am

    My god.. is it really possible to be that retarded?
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    Post by AWP_Sniper on Thu May 05, 2011 4:04 pm

    You do have to give him credit though, the guy is pretty damn skilled.
    You can't be THAT retarded without some special retard-ness skill, it's just not possible :V


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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by okainio on Fri May 06, 2011 6:54 am

    I've seen less retarded Downes syndrome chimpanzee foeti.
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    Post by warhawk on Fri May 06, 2011 11:13 pm

    okainio wrote:ithinkumAdbro is survival build, no-one on AR has killed me in like 4 months.

    Killed warhawk a bunch though dohoho
    Farmed you out the gate yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by okainio on Sat May 07, 2011 3:56 am

    Think you can farm me out a gate I'll defend a city while you assault it br0000
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    Re: War_Turtle

    Post by DanontheMoon on Thu May 12, 2011 2:46 pm

    B> Day trip to England so we can all get shitfaced. Beer!
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    Post by Antimony on Thu May 12, 2011 3:19 pm

    DanontheMoon wrote:B> Day trip to England so we can all get shitfaced. Beer!

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